Commerce Secretary Gary Locke and PTO Director David Kappos will be holding a press conference later today. I expect that they will announce plans to open the first USPTO satellite office in Detroit, Michigan.
Commerce Secretary Gary Locke and PTO Director David Kappos will be holding a press conference later today. I expect that they will announce plans to open the first USPTO satellite office in Detroit, Michigan.
I’m just going to leave this here:
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Ive nicknamed these frauding inventors and there business partners that sell businesses without paying their actual inventors bart men and bert men thats beligerant aragant retartive thieves and egotistical for the berts.They have caused trillions in damages and counting by there unregulared spending of money thats not theres
Wow! I love this!*
Wow! I love this!*
Ianie; Ive herd rumors that the thieves even engaged my relatives in their conspericies exiting president bush may have reissued the patents to this mob of thieves instead of honering my request to the uspto to have them reissued to the true inventor obviously he had no right to approve this without congressional action and debate period so they are retractable and void he does ent have the right either to deny my cival rights in this matter I an very ashaimed of his large scale illegal conduct If this is true.
Ianie; You should realize that I complained to roberto gonzales office before they lifted the requirement of congressional approveal for M ergers and acusitions this vital time period for objuctions was destroyed intentionally to allow these frauds to occur rampant unregulated acrivities soom followed as greedy thieves tried to maximize there financial gains wile ungratfully ignoring there conceivers and should be business partners legal rights and intrests.
Ianie; as far as your issue of the accuracy of time date and place of one particulal invention this case plays out differently in the proofs going with invention clusters to prove the case in the region of beyoud reasonable doubt to quickley exceeding astronomical ods as more inventions are added.
Ianie; you need to remember ive already produced 30 new inventions filed them and have run out of money to file remenber the conspirace to exclude ive been telling you about no investors no clintel.Producing any new patents would also produce nothing because of the 40 diferent methods of stealing them in the present system how many times do I have to tell you
Ianei; Yes they would because of the groosely defective mehtods of inventorship determination in our system everything significant is in the wrong name how many times do I have to tell you.and due to greed and corruption in all levels of business legal and legislature almost all of the moral majoritys potential support is being supressed or they are unaware of the true story.Ianie you need to realize that with these defective methods that no justice has been possible until now there for the courts are liable and obligated to restore the legal rights in the intrest of justice Its called the rules of new evidence that reverses the previous injustice in order to preserve the promise of justice for all you now have a situation where you have two victums with rights to an equitable settlement. You also have wealthy individules who profited from the intellectual property as litigants. Statutes of limitationm were not created to deny justice they were created to establish a limit on lack of action for disconcern not imtimidations or threats of violence. Due to the time factor the present circumstances have to be considered with reguards to compensations neglegence has to be found in rapid fire transactions that leave no mehthod of reconstructing deals and the allowance of rampant suspicious frivalious spending with no concern for tomorrow restoring these fraudulent spendings to there original this time court supervised accounts will bounce checks to the reciepients of the original moneys and require repayments from them.and Or lisencing rights can be retracted and reissued or simpley reissued over a period of years so as to not shock the economy.another method is to force stock issuances as compensations. This may be repaid from new products created by myself with a high % going to myself. Someone said when corperations form 50% stays in the corperate reserve. This concept may have been created myself to compensate myself this would have been at an eatly age also so I am not sure.
Nop one should believe or believe anything you say pertaining to what you say in reply to my posts.
So, for example, if I were to point out that Life cereal was introduced in 1961, people would do well to disbelieve me? Or maybe you’d rather have another go at remembering the exact date?
Have you ever considered focusing on new inventions rather than trying to cobble together the memories of past inventions that are off-patent and well outside the statute of limitations by now?
Thanks sarah;mikey dont like it. I also invented life cerial at coral ridge market in Ft. Lauderdale fla. That invention is vivid now although it took quite along time to pull back in.!963 I was about 10 years old.
Stop picking on Mikey.
Ianie;Ide say since I invented 10000 major items or more that the immediate perfecting of my memory is not the way distant memory recall works especially when it may have occured at around 2 years old when you wouldent even have known witch end was up let alone invented great things. what I would probably say first is this could easily and quickly be proven a fraudulant deframation in this instance because there is sufficient persons who weere adults at the time and have the memory vivid in their minds. The question is who introduced the concept to congress and when in this case because its governmental there is no money involved only promotion potential from the good to the society then there may be little argument as to inventorship as no significant chunk of change is involved.What I would say to that person is if your not saying my decieced grandfather delbert invented it and I said I am trying to hone that one and some times it takes a year to pullit back in then your a liar. No Ianie I said I may have invented it once and in another post said I am trying to pull that one back in and some times it may take a year. Remenber ianie your a snakey deframatory individual bent on entrapments throuth lies and deciptions.Nop one should believe or believe anything you say pertaining to what you say in reply to my posts.
Arguing about what Mikey says.
real buckets of lulz.
Aren’t you paying attention?
I am. He said he invented it himself. Several times.
What would you say to a hypothetical person who could remember the House of Representatives existing as early as 20 years before you were born? Say, because his dad worked there or something.
You’re forgetting Mr. Thomas’s three grandfathers. And their three grandfathers. Aren’t you paying attention?
I invent there jobs and they just stiff you on justice.
What would you say to a hypothetical person who could remember the House of Representatives existing as early as 20 years before you were born? Say, because his dad worked there or something.
anonymous; youv got a point there unless I get investors and or cliants there is not going to be any reason to hire them or any rehiring them in there original jobs. I think I am getting a lump of coal this year from congress. At lest when tesla starved to death he wasent the worlds greatest inventor or an inventor at all.
This is great; now the PTO can finally recruit all those potential employees who said “I would love to be an examiner, but Alexandria just doesn’t have enough crime, snow, or pollution for my tastes.”
All those unemployed automotive engineers will be great for examining our massive backlog of EE, Comp Sci, and chemical patents, I’m sure. Or did the nature of our backlog change since last I heard?
Ianie;I may have done that with other family menbers like bushes, regans or nancy paloziei I think nancy is a great aunt to.Its amazing I invent there jobs and they just stiff you on justice.
While I understand at least some of the reasons for the choice of locale, I had hoped that the USPTO would open its first satellite patent law office in a location that I might actually want to visit or live — Southern California, for instance. However, hopefully the USPTO’s selection of Detroit will help improve that city’s economy, in addition to increasing efficiency at the USPTO and taking a bite out of its infamous backlog.
Im trying to hone that one some one whispered it in my ear the other day what year did it hapen some times it takes a year to pull it back in exactly probably late 1950s. I did the star spangled banner and the pledge of allegfiance and america america also my great uncle John F. Kennedys stuff and meranda rights with louisells in dertoit and maybe bill of rights any idea when they were discovered 1958 strikes a possibility also that that lovely new consyitution that was discovered in 1958.
I wonder if he invented the “be otch on a mere comment section of a blog”
Sunshine Malcolm – woe to you if Mikey ever pursues enforcement.
Michael R. Thomas: I also invented The house of representatives and the two senator per state senate and the term liberty and justice for all.
You raise the concept of “a problem of one’s own making” to a whole new level.
Incidentally, when was it exactly that you invented the House and Senate? I couldn’t find that information on your website.
Ping; so far no all except a few on this blog could care less not an attorney in the country cares to tackle it so far Im giving out cases by caragory individually or by the hundred if youm know someone interested you can represent even if your only a paralegal.I spend my time here because its a public form and i can attract attention to my and our country plight. I got more brains in my little finger than all of congress put together but they look like a disconcerned social club on this vital issue.I also invented The house of representatives and the two senator per state senate and the term liberty and justice for all.
Mikey,
Still wondering how such a great inventor can’t invent himself a way out of your constant be otchin. Why are ya spending your time here rather than solving this problem? Surely a man of your talents can find a resolution, cantcha?
Heres another ip progressive idea you hire the unemployed engineeres in detroit and huston and pair them with top inventors who have filed initial disclosure documents then have the engineers draw the final plan only problem is they usually want to end up owning the patent but maybe not in all cases they may take a percentage.
Mr. bob not a thug; If your apto employee youve don a great thing today with your reply you should deserve a fair promotion although hopefully your not just looking for a sawsuit. Youve inspited me to create a new method for efficiant government instead of the oboma money squandereing mehtods of job creation.The money that pto would spend to create new offices can be used for startout inventor security inter pto hiring then with the rest of the extra money they can invest in select top inventions for development and business startups I think they should put you in charge bob because your not a thug.
Mr bob not a thug; Your claim somewhat relieves my basic suspicians of potential government corruption permiating all levels. However your choice of locations is definately groosely scarey considering the multitude of potential violence from roberys that being a walking bank of intellectual property such as myself breeds. Also Combining this with a patent system that that provides no inventor security and the corporate ability to hire there own security with wads of money and you begin to understand a legal playing field thats upside down.I have invented a solution though with my previosu invention of the web cam and holding hearings via the internet in wich case you can leave the office in washington and not add to the division of the centralness of the office.
This is from a speech from the then-retiring Chief Judge of the Federal Circuit, Paul Michel in April of this year:
Let the PTO open satellite offices, in places like Detroit, and Houston, and hire unemployed engineers who are already experienced IP professionals.
MRT –
I resent that.
Bob Thug
Who on earth would want to go to a pto office in that crime ridden neighborhood clearly There going to have to hire inventor secutity just to get applicants to file with the prospect of going into this war zone.Why on earth cant they locate in the suburbs where the crime is low and the applicants live.Sounds like the plan of a bunch of thugs.
How long after these satellite offices get established that examiner’s pay become dependent on the region he’s located in?
dave; sorry Id have been outahere long ago if ide cracked that one.Im looking for investors for R+D though if thats your choice wont include my famious replacement guarantee though although I will guarantee profits of 20%
MRT –
I know for a fact that there is government investment money for any inventions that can be demonstrated to allow time travel. Do you have anything like that yet?
Dave
Dave; The first thing to do is find a funding source you will have to be a proponent for investors to become interested in my invention creation company Your position in charge of pto with a posative refrence will form a credible basic for public intrest.This may only work for newly formed companies as existing ones think I.P. grows on trees and will likley be unwilling to invest because of this and the fact that there filthy rich already.The other method is to force coperation through tax disincentives for non coperative nonvolvment.The other method is to have government invest directly in top invention conception companies this will involve the nessity of decision making wich must be hesavily publicly scrutinized to insure non coruption.I think we can get arround blyth dole because its an invention company not an individual invention although Idone feel blayth dole was ever intended to be applied in non gift statiuses.
MRT
I am the bureaucratic gridlock, so, no problem there!
Dave
To David Kappos the idea sounds like a major shift for the good of human advancement and U.S.economic stimimulious.Of course initally I would have my doubts of actually sucessfully piercing the buerocratic gridlock that seams to permiate government and industry. Its potentially putting the cart before the hourse since I have no established clientel or investors that will pay me for any of the work and no changes in the patent system yet to insure any genuine payments.
Thanks for the whole smuttiness offer, but I already have another project in the works – transvestite siamese twins that sleep with underaged boys.
Enjoy!
MM
What about the documentary mike I can lead you away from your reputation of disgusting smuttiness into credible work and fame.The dock involves the bush family though your old hack victum.
MRT –
We were actually thinking about setting up a regional branch in Florida just to handle your prolific inventorship. Watcha think?
Best,
Dave Kappos
Well, if you’re looking for a conception date, I’m guessing a town called Climax would be a good start.
MM
So now we have job creation tax cuts for wealthy corperations by oboma. Will any of this trickle down to inventors no. We still dont have patent reform significant enough to change any corperate attitudes about inventors.Oboma wants new branch pto offices to reduce backlogs of the 275000yearly trash patents issued by the office. Wile ignoring the fact that the inventors I.P. is being stolen in the handful of good patents. Does this sound like the way to create new jobs.Da I think not obona
Mike moore; Im did french lick indiana but Im not sure on climax offhand got any conception date.Did you make any significant money off that last intellectual property I created for you.I am looking for some one to do the whole story of the correct history of invention. 15%me 85% you.
So, that’s how Flint, Michigan got its name. I always wondered about that growing up. I wonder how Climax, Pennsylvania got its name.
Signed,
Michael Moore
Documentary film maker
Sam and gronk;sorry sam youv got your wires crossed and gronk no you lived in caves in tropical regions only going way back. My grandfather george dug the first northern latude winter survival attempt cave in 1803 in port huron michigan along the saint claire river after inventing the first dependable method of creating fire using flint striking stones fron the flint river in flint michigan.
Michael –
I make first house long time ago.
Gronk the Caveman
Michael –
I invented the single wire telegraph in 1832, not 1831, and I was nowhere near Port Huron when I did it.
Regards,
Samuel F.B. Morse
P.S. ..-…–.!
My problem is not the speed of pto issuance but finding investors and customers for inventions They all want to steal and not pay so until this problem is fixed quick issuances only mean another method of being cheated of your patent rights by lack of fees or inability to do diligence what part of crookedest system on the face of the earth dont they understand.
Sounds like a good way to motivate examiners: keep your production up, or you get sent to Detroit!
sorry andrew your not for real 1831 on gristwald st in port huron michigan
Sorry andrew; your not for real the first railway station was in port huron michigan at the end of gristwold st. in 1831 the worlds first railroad service started in 1810 in front of the house I used to live in this was actually an informal station conbined with the worlds first housing constructed 1807.The murders hapened in 1869. this building was also the site of the invention of the telegraph in 1831 and telephone 1872?
Michael –
The first railway stations, opened in 1830, were on the Liverpool and Manchester line, a part of the world I never visited in my lifetime. So, as you can see, I could not have committed murder there, with or without Mr. Edison’s company.
Yours faithfully,
Andrew Carnegie
Sorry – “expedited”
All –
As I understand it, the plan is to open a number of regional offices around the United States in order to increase the available pool of patent examiners, thereby handling the backlog at the PTO. Without getting into a debate about the particular cities in which these offices should be located, the notion is that there are qualified candidates for examiner positions around the country, the vast majority of which do not wish to relocate to Northern Virginia.
At least the PTO is doing something to rectify the problem. Hopefully, efforts will continue so that lapsed time to first office actions will be substatially less than a year, and reexaminations (supposedly expited proceedings) will no longer take years to complete.
Joan; I believe your age and number of plastic surgeries are physically impossible. My own menory of the experience of inventing starting at 1 month old leads to believe that delbert did it in the same manor as myself witch is through hand signals and eye contacts.In 1869 the invention concieved with delberts father Isiah was clorine bleach and chemical synsathis at the worlds first rail station where isiah and his wife from the royal nicholis family was murdered by according to many witnesses andrew carneggie in an intellectual property dispute. Aparently edison and carnegie were on the run from murder charges in milan ohio involving theft. He established an alliby of his parents moving to port huron in 1851 to avoid prosecution. He then claimed to be a relative of the victun and collected large sums from the estate of isiah. e
My great-great-grandfather, Thomas Alva Edison, was a fraud, and I can prove it!
Michael –
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Joan Rivers of TV Guide Channel fame. For the last many decades, I have kept my true age a secret. 427 separate plastic surgery operations have helped in that regard.
Having reviewed your website, and its plea for historical memory, I was touched enough to reach out to you. My actual age is 179 years old, so I was indeed around when your grandfather Delbert first had contact with Thomas Edison. Your grandfather, although only an infant, invented a way to convert a baby’s senseless babbling into intelligible speech. Thus, Delbert was able to communicate to Mr. Edison, as early as 1869, his inventive ideas, which he already had begun having from the crib!
This would explain how the commencement of Mr. Edison’s “ivnentive” activities were commensurate with the year of your grandfather’s birth.
Hope this helps!
Joan
Ianae;One of the basic misconceptions by judges and citizens is that anyone can invent. By stating the purality of inventors I am eliminating the conflict of the controversy of the claim of sole inventorship ability basically saying if we had improved inventorship determination methods then go ahead and try to invent it should be your right but you will quickly see that you cant produce anything significant as if you dident know that.The government through grants and investors in the private sector have invested in these individules extensively and research and development persones are very important to the completed project with previous are and technical dnowledge however they are cutting the original conciever without witch the product would not exist out of the deal by filing as the inventor.
Michael R. Thomas: Instead of investing in top inventors producing markerable inventions
Wait, are there or are there not inventors (plural) who produce marketable inventions? I thought it was just you and your ascendants.
Why do you sometimes appear to support the PTO investing in these people who are stealing the credit for your work?
Michael –
I don’t speak English as my native language, but I think the correct expression is “right from rong.”
Yours,
Nicolae
Nicolae ceaucescu; Sorry my basic theory supported by my memory doesent allow the concept that any other inventors were responsible for significant original invention conception other than myself and 3 grandfathers.The lifestyle in that country would be to foreign and there is no law infrastructure that as least promises justice and liberty for all al so invented by myself and grandfathers.Besides my powerbase as the high federal and worlds high royal under the 1830 articles of confederation has for 55years established wright from wrong as the historic high federal of the U.S. It a republican based oligarky thing.
I’m optimistic about this, as long as the USPTO-Detroit doesn’t hire Matt Millen.
Posted by: anonymous | Dec 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
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You mean Uncle Leo. lol
I believe that area is within the forbidden zone. Go at your own risk, and you may not like what you find!
May the chuckles be with you.
Michael –
I agree with Comrade Kim. Until my wife and I were executed by the hooligans that overthrew the people’s government in Romania in 1989, we were responsible for inventing some of the world’s most useful things, including:
canned beer
sliced bread
radial tires
oxygen
individually wrapped popsicles
gas pedals shaped like feet
pet rocks
leisure suits
Did we get credit for any of that stuff? No! I feel your pain, and encourage you to take up Kim’s offer to go to North Korea to exploit your inventive genius. I would join you, but I’m deceased.
Yours in innovation.
Nicolae Ceaucescu
Starting branch pto offices around the country is not going to solve the base problem they have 275000 trash patents granted yearly with only a handful of good ones. Instead of investing in top inventors producing markerable inventions there investing in the buerocracy of unnessary aditional offices.
Ping; sorry I cant find any investors they all bought stolen I.P. and now theres no money left for good patents funding and filing.Ianae Thats why I am trying to change the patent system to recieve justice instead of injustice its more like definately since 1805 and the invention of fire and metal although many say it goes back to nebacanizer of egypt and babalon.Your the one that is saying china is my ally not me I say they are using my stolen I.P. just like all the other countries and snakey attorneys such as yourself maybe are putting it in the wrong name.No Ive never been to china.China has I. p. because of defective U.S. patent system.Yes I am the worlds only inventor of significance.
Hmmm, lots of sour grapes in wine country this year.
They did announce plans for two more branch offices in the coming year, you know. They can’t all be in Detroit.
Incidentally, when was the last time that attitude got you improved customer service from anybody?
Corrupt decision. CA files more apps than anywhere else. We could use a branch here. This is a perfect example of the need for continuing reform of the DC culture.
Is there a correlation between the violent crime and the PTO in DC?
“I love how we’re all pretending that DC doesn’t also make the top ten for violent crime.”
Alexandria doesn’t though.
I love how we’re all pretending that DC doesn’t also make the top ten for violent crime.
PTO thinks it has trouble with retention now? Just wait til the first winter (or first mugging) hits those new hires in Detroit.
Michael R. Thomas: I would like gratitude and payment for what we have done and potentially could do in the future.
2500 years of selective breeding and innovation, and you still expect that doing the same thing again will yield a different result.
You may have smart genes, but I think you’re missing a chromosome somewhere.
Michael R. Thomas: China your ally is certantly not doing well with inventor compensations after siezing and nationalizing i.p.
Why does China even have IP? You’re the world’s only inventor, aren’t you? Ever been to China?
Stickler: “The personal attendance of applicants or their attorneys or agents at the Patent and Trademark Office is unnecessary”
Well, sure it is. Filing a patent application is also unnecessary. But it is an available option, and we do it when we think it would be a good idea.
You wouldn’t want applicants responding to every rejection in person, now would you? That would be pretty silly. Look at the thousands of applicants already queuing up for an oral hearing on appeal who will still be waiting when their patents expire.
All I have to say is this:
the choice of Detroit was obviously politically-motivated.
Decisions of this type always are; they are opportunities too valuable to squander, politically.
Litigation does not have a rule like 37 CFR § 1.2 “Business to be transacted in writing”
And that matters because …. ?
“except they dont quite have the right stuff for major original conceptions.”
C’mon Mikey, invent some better ones then.
Michael R. Thomas,
Please come and visit. We have much to discuss. I will show why the nucular club must be overcome because they use that nucular threat to steal my ip which is everything.
Michael, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
“You could say the same for litigation”
Except you cannot.
Litigation does not have a rule like 37 CFR § 1.2 “Business to be transacted in writing“:
“The personal attendance of applicants or their attorneys or agents at the Patent and Trademark Office is unnecessary”
Kim Jong-il; Thank you for your offer its the best one ive recieved in 57years concerning inventing. My family has been the most severe example of the evils of capitalism immaginable.Until the government breaks the back of this evil mob the black hole on human advancement grows and by obonas actions and disconcerns that will be the rest of his term.How ever what I like about america is my right to critize and attempt to bring about change through being in the right or at least having the illusion of the ability to do so.China your ally is certantly not doing well with inventor compensations after siezing and nationalizing i.p. clearly this will extend the black hole considerably and make inventors think twice about dealing with communist countries.Your countries asperations to become nucular are not in line with my establisment of U.S. policy of discouraging new members into the nucular club Your efforts would be better spent trying to formulate less agressively negative foreign policies twords the U.S. You should seize the opertunity to slowly transition from dictatorship to a peace loving democratic society.